Ever wondered what Rashman's favourite invertebrate is? Pondered why Rashpocket's sperm count is so low? And what's the go with this so called "Eva Braun"? Some, if not none, of these questions can be answered right here. So go on matey, click on a character's anus to get the lowdown on that respective character. Get it?

| Rashman | Rashpocket | Chickensweat | Pole | Pube |
| Bucket-O-Rash | Henchmen | Hooty McFlannagan |
| Kremastos | Rashtafarian |