Chickensweat - son of an erotic dancer and a prize winning rooster. After his biological father mysteriously died of fin rot, his human mother re-married an octopus called Butane Willy. Worse than the love-child of Hitler and Skeletor, the abusive alcoholic mollusc raised young Chickensweat on an unsavoury diet of corn starch and beatings. Tormented by his early years, Chickensweat became a deranged and disturbed little boy. After finding her son eating wasabi peas with his anus, a broken hearted Mrs. Sweat sent Chickensweat to
the Social Health Institute of Tallahassee – Brain And Genital Sciences, in the hope he would recuperate. Few could have predicted, however, that right here, the naive rooster would cross paths with the greatest criminal influence of his life.Chickensweat was bunked up with Eugene “The Urinator” Valeri – ex Mafia leader, serial public urinator and white-throated snapping turtle. Over the next 17 years, the twisted old reptile taught the juvenile cock everything he knew about under-ground crime, the ABCs of shooting-up and how to impregnate a bison in 46 easy steps. At age 29, a hardened, reprehensible Chickensweat escaped S.H.I.T.B.A.G.S. and headed for NYC, hungry for crime, money and nutrition.
