"Henchmen” is the conglom-erative term referring to three birds, working for Chickensweat as freelance henchmen since his early days of NYC crime. Known only as Henchman A, B and D (named after Chickensweat's respective vitamin deficiencies) and hand plucked by the Sweatmeister from the shallowest end of the gene pool, these mofos are as brute and burly as you can tolerate without throwing up. Venting their disappointment with life through torturous violence, the trio welcomes any opportunity to dish out a Liverpool Kiss, Columbian Neck-tie or Belfast Biopsy.Born and raised on a filthy, cramped battery farm, the cognitive thinking parts of their brains are considerably underdeveloped/not there at all, causing them to act on instinct rather than reason. Often slurring their words, pissing their pants or smelling something non-existent burning, they will never solve a Rubik's Cube, but are certainly capable of spear-tackling one into the centre of the earth.
