CHARACTERS - FERGAL "FIVE PINTS" McPHALLUS (SEA CUCUMBER)

Fergal, an Irish sea cucumber, teamed up with Easty and Tyrone Fitzpatrick in the late 70's to work for Vinnie. However, the day Tyrone snuffed it and Easty was thrown in the slammer after the great sting of '84, Fergal lost the plot and went mental. After gunning down an entire school of yellow fin tuna, he topped the most wanted sea invertebrates list and had no other option but to skip town - far away where he now exists as a filthy drunk, sobbing into his Irish stout.